you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
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maybe the nipples are EYES
Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”:
- soothe your boobs
- de-stress your breasts
- undo the calamity that is your mammaries
- adjust your bust before it combusts
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*sees a selfie* i’ve fallen in love
*sees a selfie* i’ve fallen in love
*sees a selfie* i’ve fallen in love
*sees a selfie* i’ve fallen in love
*sees a selfie* i’ve fallen in love
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blackout in a nutshell
i wish boobs were like an accessory instead of something permanently attached to you like you could say “wow this dress would look really good with these boobs” and “i feel like wearing boobs today” or “not really digging boobs so i’m not gonna put them on” and “boobs just aren’t my thing”
THAT WOULD SOLVE LIKE 6 OF MY PROBLEMS OMFG
I got 99 problems and permanent boobage is about 26 of them.
666
6+6+6
18
miley cyrus has 18 nipples
coincidence? i think not.
lets dig a little further
what else has 18 nipples? a pot bellied pig.
and what are pigs BEST known for? You guessed it.
mass producing XL Luigi Dildos.
it all seems just a little strange to me.
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
- it’s okay for you to like skinny girls
- it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
- it’s okay for you to like curvy girls
- it’s okay for you to like heavier girls
- it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
- what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences
trying to find a dress when you don’t have boobs is the worst thing ever
trying to find a dress when you have too much boobs is the worst thing ever
trying to find a dress when you don’t have boobs and have broad shoulders and a penis is not so great either
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction